How to Get a Good Tip

“Would he like a sippy cup?” The hostess says as she leads us to a seat.

“What?” I ask.

“Does he need a sippy cup?”

“You mean this young man with the attractive 5 O’clock Shadow? No. He does not.”

… Marcus and I like to go out to restaurants and coffee shops. Being the “work club,” we take that time to work. I sit with my computer or notebook and he too sits with a notebook. And though he is drawing in his notebook, when a server recently asked “Would he like a coloring book?”